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Joke of the Day

"Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, ""in RuneScape."""

"Whats the hardest part about slaughtering a pig? He keeps saying ""I have a wife and kids, please don't kill me, I'm just doing my job"""

"Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out."

"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."

"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"

"Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet."

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."

"This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about"

"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""