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Joke of the Day

"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""

"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""

"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""

"Weird is a side effect of awesome."

"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"

"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."

"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"

"I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system."

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."

"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."