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Joke of the Day

"So I've got this friend Dan. But when Dan gets mad, he seems kinda girly. Because when Dan gets mad, *Danielle*."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"

"I'm not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me ""2mer is B-9, woot!"""

"Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons? Because they last for 3 periods."

"Missing Condoms"

"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"

"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."

"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"

"Me: ""Hey towel, you're looking good. What u doing later?"" Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot."

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"