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Joke of the Day

"while memes are a great gateway to wasting your life away online,, they're not for everyone . ask your doctor if memes are right for you"

"2016 That's the joke."

"My dating life"

"Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time."

"I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestle."

"I wanted to put an England flag in my garden... I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists. So I wrote 'Allah is a twat' on it just to make sure."

"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."

"Have you ever seen moth balls? You have? Then how the hell did you get their legs apart?"

"Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip"

"Beltway Holdups"