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Joke of the Day

"I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair."

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"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."
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"That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you're listening to."
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