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Joke of the Day

"I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field"

"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."

"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully, Edward Rockhands"

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."

"One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !"

"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."

"The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue."

"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"

"Welcome to the BBC... Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."