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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue."

"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""

"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."

"Medical problems are the #1 cause of death."

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish... And you are missing out on a lucrative business opportunity."

"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."

"I went to the shops to get eight cans of sprite. But when i was walking back i realized Id only picked 7 up"

"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"

"What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone!"

"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"