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Joke of the Day

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."

"What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's? The Iforgotto"

"Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"HR: Do you know why I called you in here today? Me: I have a boyfriend HR: Ok, sorry to bother you"

"A man walks by a bar, the sign says ""lobster tail and beer $10"" He goes, what a deal for my 3 favourite things!"

"True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"

"Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime."