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Joke of the Day

"I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby."

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"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."
"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."
"What's a nickname for a procrastinator? Come on, this is reddit. What's your nickname?"
"""Yes, I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom, please."" ""Sir, that's a sleeping bag."""
"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"
"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."
"An 'overdose' is what happens when you suck at taking drugs."
"Women hate to be stereotyped. .. They're all like that."
"Babies are terrible at running their own small businesses."