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Joke of the Day

"I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby."

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""

"A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry."

"My shirt is 40% linen... I guess the other 60% is McCartney, Harrison and Starr."

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."

"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""

"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'ell if I know."

"Conversations with my pets: Me: Please could you Dog: OF COURSE! Me: I haven't said what it Dog: I LOVE YOU! Me: Please could you Cat: No."

"The thief who stole my calendar... Got 12 months."