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Joke of the Day

"I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno."

"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"

"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"

"I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves"

"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."

"What do men do after orgasm? 1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""

"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"

"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."