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Joke of the Day

"When my wife asks me why I'm always late home from work I tell her I was getting some In-N-Out. She hasn't figured out why I'm still hungry when I get home."

"Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement."

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!"

"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip."

"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."

"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"