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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years."

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like your face hit the ground first."

"What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS"

"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"I spilled water on my computer. 0/10. 10/10 with rice."

"I like to ask girls if they wanna take a shower with me then hand them a ski mask and drive to Lowe's."

"Reddit is like a shiny new penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"

"Kanye West must feel very conflicted right now. He's excited Kim is pregnant, but deep down he knows Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

"If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, ""Good Friday"" would not have leaped to his mind."