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Joke of the Day

"I spilled water on my computer. 0/10. 10/10 with rice."

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

"Did you hear about the cvs looted by BLM supporters? They took everything but the sunscreen and Father's Day cards."

"Home alone watching porn What goes black, red,black,red,black,red,black,red, white? A negro wanking"

"I'm getting restraining orders against all the cops so I can do anything I want"

"What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket? the underlay! underlay!"

"will somebody tell my friend its spelled ""gif"" not ""gf"" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer"

"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"

"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."

"Seriously mam there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos"