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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West must feel very conflicted right now. He's excited Kim is pregnant, but deep down he knows Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

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"Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)"
"picture a bunch of dogs at a bar getting drunk off of a beer called air bud light"
"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."
"I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do"
"What do you do if an old man asks for a helping hand? He is meaning a hand job so run away!"
"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"
"I've been waiting for almost half a year to post this this"
"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"