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Joke of the Day

"The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery."

"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."

"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"

"""Zyzzyva, Zyxst, Zyxt..."" - Noah Webster's last words"

"Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!"

"""Hey, my eyes are up here! LOL, just kidding, they're everywhere."" - the government"

"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"There's nothing funny about vagina jokes Period."

"[getting out of prison after 10 years] GUARD: *handing me a paper bag* here are ur things ME: did none of u monsters feed my tamagotchi"

"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."