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Joke of the Day

"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."

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"If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to google it and act like you're the stupid one."
"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."
"Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping"
"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."
"Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat"
"What do you call a politically correct boat? A censorship"
"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"