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Joke of the Day

"The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder. They expect the trial to last 30 days"

"mermaid procreation how does a mermaid give birth? sea section"

"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."

"SEA LION 1: ""More like shark *weak* amirite?"" SEA LION 2: ""Hahaha"" SHARK: ""Hey guys, what ya watching?"" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]"

"Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head."

"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !"

"I taught my maths class how to use a protractor, with varying degrees of success."

"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"

"Plan to be spontaneous... Tomorrow."