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Joke of the Day

"[leaving HS reunion w/ date] Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight? ""Seemed pretty clear I thought"""

"Speaking of short term memory,"

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."

"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"

"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Instagram before the foods goes in, Twitter when the food goes out."

"What do you call Mexican potato chips? Oles Potato Chips!"

"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."