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Joke of the Day
"I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts."
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"What do you call a man who cleans your house? Dustin."
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"What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement? What're you asking me for? I have Asperger's."
"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."
"Whats the worst part about sex with children? Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume when you are finished."
"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"Christmas tradition."
"I wish I could crowd surf to work."