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Joke of the Day

"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!"

"What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano? He played many more pieces."

"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture"

"There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises. Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove."

"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."

"There is only one ideal dance partner & it is an empty apartment"

"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"