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Joke of the Day

"folks nowadays love Buzzfeed lists. well guess what kids, I've got a ""Top 10 list"" for u thats total #WIN. it's called the 10 Commandments"

"So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!"

"Me: ""The only person I need in my life is you."" Bartender: ""Please stop trying to hold my hand."""

"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."

"Did you hear about the hamster who died? He fell asleep at the wheel"

"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."

"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."

"I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan."

"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."