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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."

"definitions of twerk 1. to dance and gyrate in a sexually explicit manner 2. what a native of Brooklyn New York says where he goes in the morning"

"Did you hear about the new morning-after pill for men? It changes your blood type"

"It's weird how many people at my office are named ""Hey."""

"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"

"A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane.. Cop: ""Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."" Driver: ""well I'm just beside myself."""

"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."

"A police officer respectfully acknowledges a black man as the man walks past the police station Title"

"My parties got a hundred times better when I realized if I didn't invite anybody I could eat all the snacks."

"Before clicking on a link from an unknown source, ask yourself this ""Am I an idiot?"". If you answered yes, then it's okay to click the link."