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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"
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"What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light? Dont look at me I'm changing"
"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."
"Tonight the 3-year-old asked: ""How did God make Himself?"" I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime."
"My dog died... It's hair pink"
"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"
"Why do hippies have sex at music festivals? Because it is intents"
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."