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Joke of the Day

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."

"Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug. he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's the pug"

"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."

"At the mattress store I set all the sleep numbers to 69, because I'm hilarious and original and sexy."

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"

"Apple bottom jeans... Boots with the fur... That's all you packed, Jessica? This is a camping trip. This is why we don't work as a couple."

"what did the soldier say to the other soldier when wanting him to get in the tank? ""Get in the tank!"""

"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"

"*rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here"