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Joke of the Day
"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"
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"Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos."
"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."
"Boy dog: ""how do you like it bitch?"" Girl dog: ""ruff"""
"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"
"U-HAUL, may I help you? ""You have any moving boxes?"" No all our boxes stay still ""Well you better go- wait what?"" Stop calling here, Dad"
"My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game"
"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."
"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"
"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"