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Joke of the Day

"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."

"My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom."

"When people say they did something ""like a boss"" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair"

"I'm tired of saving Daylight... You would think that saving his ass every year you would at least deserve a 'thank you'"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch."

"Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not."

"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"

"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."

"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."