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Joke of the Day

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...then it hit me."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when I've clicked the wrong link."

"Give me the best joke you have"

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"Why do pirates like TIG welding so much? Because they have a good supply of ARRgon."

"1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET"