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Joke of the Day
"What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !"
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"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a dead German midget? A tiny pair of lederhosen on your basement floor."
"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"
"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."
"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."
"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"
"So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad."
"TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech"