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Joke of the Day
"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."
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"Hey Shakespeare, are you writing your next play in pentameter? Iamb."
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"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"
"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."
"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"
"What is Yellow and Red? That is *the* ultimate question."
"Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'"