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Joke of the Day
"I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger."
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"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."
"I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun."
"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full I heard this on a radio show and thought it was worth sharing"
"Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius."
"My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong."
"10 ways to cut down on click bait! 1. Don't click 2. Don't click 3. Don't click 4. Don't click 5. Don't click 6. Don't click 7. Don't click 8. Don't click 9. Don't click 10. Don't click"
"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."