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Joke of the Day

"Take me down to the paraphrase city. Where it's nice."

"Europe. Made in Germany."

"When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!"

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"The company CEO gives a few words of personal appreciation each year at the holiday party. I got, ""Oh, you're still here?"""

"What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air? See you on the flip side."

"I was going to use the new machine in the gym But I found out it only sold protein bars"

"How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V."

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"