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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone's leg ever become pregnant with puppies?"
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"A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: ""Go swimming, the water's great! And there's no sharks! P.S. this wasn't written by a shark"""
"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."
"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"
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"I used to do drugs i still do, but i used to to. -Mitch rip the legendary Mitch Hedberg"
"I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, ""yeah man, you're free!"""
"How can you tell who the head doctor is? They're the one with the dirtiest knees"
"[Ventriloquist Mafia] ""Oh we have ways of making people talk."""
"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."