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Joke of the Day

"I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, ""yeah man, you're free!"""

"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."

"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""

"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"

"4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don't have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster*"

"To do list:nn1) Kill the fly in my room. nn2) Try to snort multivitamins.nn3) Practice Hadouken in mirror.nn4) Kill the fly's loved ones."

"Why did the chicken fall into the well? He couldn't see that well."

"Use the promo code NETFLIX To get 50% off your next exam!"

"whats 72?? Q: What's 72? A: 69 with three people watching."

"What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker? BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!"