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Joke of the Day

"What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that."

"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"

"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"

"Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop."

"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"

"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"

"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"

"RT if your good at grammar."

"So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!"

"I saw a black guy running down the street And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *""hey, that looks like mine!""* but then I realized mine wears Adidas."