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Joke of the Day
"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"
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"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."
"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""
"Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone that makes you forget about all of your problems cuz they're causing all new problems."
"WIFE: Where's the dog? *flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside."
"V8 What kind of sexually transmitted disease can you get from an octopus?"
"Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope"
"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"
"Women are a lot like cars. You rarely get a brand spanking new one, and as soon as you've been in it once. It loses more than half its value."
"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."