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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes"""
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"What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste"
"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."
"I got a dog for my wife. It was a good trade."
"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"
"Today I learned the hard way if you over-pluck your eyebrows everyone thinks you're interested in what they are saying"
"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."
"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute ? I don't cum when the onion cries and begs for mercy as I cut it up."
"I just saw a guy put a hamburger between 2 pancakes so I proposed on the spot and he just said ""no"" so he's obviously the smartest man alive"
"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."