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Joke of the Day
"How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs"
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"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."
"My girlfriend hates when I say ""I've got a surprise for you... in my pants."", then I unzip my pants and a squirrel jumps out and bites her."
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery."
"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."
"I bet in Somalia a kid has been like ""I'm so hungry!"" and another's like ""Third world problem!"" and they both laugh and die and stuff."
"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."
"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"
"Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter. (Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)"
"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""