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Joke of the Day
"How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs"
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"The gay lover of Emperor Palaptine ....is insidious."
"What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."
"What is a British Scholar's favorite store? Finks"
"I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old"
"What do you call something that is long hard and full of semen? A Submarine."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"
"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."
"Had a brainstorm, 32 neurons dead, 104 missing."