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Joke of the Day

"I have a drinking problem (when I tilt my head back to take a drink I can't see my phone)"

"How did the tree get on to Reddit? It just logged on..."

"What makes a grown man cry? Watching his wife and children die before his eyes."

"[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised? Because he has Force Kin."

"I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere."

"We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin."

"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."

"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."

"Green men make me cross."

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."