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Joke of the Day

"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"

"What do you call a pessimistic pelican? A pelican't."

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"What do you call a Deer with... No eyes?: **No idea** No eyes and no legs?: **Still no idea** No eyes and no legs, having sex? **Still f*cking no idea** And where do you find it? **Where you left it**"

"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"

"What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me"

"What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers!"

"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."

"Could have sworn my poo just shouted a vile obscenity at me on the way out. Irritable bowel syndrome."

"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."