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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"
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"What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)"
"What did the wife say after she got caught having sex with his husband's best friend while watching Toy Story... ~You got a friend in me~"
"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."
"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, ""I guess we answered that question!"""
"What's the deal with airline food? Buy 2 get 1 free"
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal? HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*"
"You don't need to tell me that I'm not your cup of tea. I am well aware that I'm not a cup of tea, idiot."
"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."
"Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses."