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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."

"I woke up went for a walk my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: ""Good grief where are your feet?"" I must have left them in bed !"

"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."

"Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world? A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)"

"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers."

"How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?"

"Why couldn't OP make it as a standup comedian? Poor delivery."