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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Deer with... No eyes?: **No idea** No eyes and no legs?: **Still no idea** No eyes and no legs, having sex? **Still f*cking no idea** And where do you find it? **Where you left it**"

"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."

"What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska? Ice [Krim](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)"

"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."

"An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" ""No but I have told a donkey to fuck off"""

"[storming out of the bedroom in a novelty banana costume] YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THINGS WERE GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE KAREN..."

"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"

"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"

"[offensive] What do books have that Mexican's don't? Papers"

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."