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Joke of the Day
"My name is Joseph King. Nah, just JoeKing."
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"Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? They wanted to beat the crowd."
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"If things are going good, enjoy it, it won't last forever. If things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either."
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"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"
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"What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis"
"Wanna hear a really funny joke? Whoops, wrong sub."