201824
Joke of the Day
"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"
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"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"
"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""
"Your cough turns me on ""That's sick."""
"A Muslim, a Communist and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Welcome, President Obama!"""
"Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!"
"I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them."
"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."
"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."