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Joke of the Day
"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."
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"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"
"My default emotion is irrational rage."
"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"
"What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?... Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)"
"I went to McDonald's yesterday and said, ""I'd like some fries"" The girl at the counter said, ""Would you like some fries with that?"""
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C? He was 0K."
"What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation? Hey that's my toque!!"
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"