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Joke of the Day

"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."

"Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!"

"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."

"Why isn't Hitler invited to the barbecue? Because he always burns the franks"

"I voted for Giant Meteor for 2016 Guess I'll just hope for another."

"What did the mute man say to his father"

"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"

"I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find 'em."

"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"

"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."