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Joke of the Day

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."

"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de bre."

"Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"

"A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it"

"Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed."

"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""

"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."

"What do you call it when two snowmen 69? 88"