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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two snowmen 69? 88"
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"Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello... From the other side"
"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."
"N.W.A. writes a song called Fuck the Police and everybody loves it. I write a song called Fuck the Firemen and apparently I'm just an asshole."
"Joke request: Offensive white guy jokes As a white guy I'm feeling left out. Anybody know any good offensive white guy jokes?"
"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"
"""Hey kids, you like candy?"" I said to my own kids, luring them into my van so I could get them to school and be at work on time."
"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."