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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two snowmen 69? 88"
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"Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments. Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows"
"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!"
"Asked my ex-husband once for song requests. He said he wanted to hear the sound of silence. So I sang, ""Hello darkness, my old friend...."""
"What do you call an indecisive German Shepard K Nein"
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !"
"What are the best funny fake names you know?? I submit - Craven Moorehead"
"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"
"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"