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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de bre."
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"The Irish have announced they've sent a peace keeping force to Ukraine. They've managed to secure the city of Chernobyl without any resistance!"
"Teachers call it ""Going to the bathroom"". We call it ""I'm bored, I'm gonna go wander around school."""
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her."
"Sometimes I hang out in tea shops waiting for someone to say ""Oolong"" so I can shout ""THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"""
"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""
"Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from ""he's a dog"" to a 70"
"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."
"Went to a great Russian restaurant last night. For dessert, we ordered Chocolate Putin"
"Wifey is pregnant again. She wants a girl but I want a black guy so I have someone to play basketball with."