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Joke of the Day
"Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . . . . . it was provolone."
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"If there is anything that chicken noodle soup and DayQuil won't cure, it's probably like, really serious or something."
"How come Jesus didnt play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards!"
"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"
"Meth, because teeth are annoying."
"Tug boats hate when their mom comes in their room without knocking."
"ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you."
"9 out of 10 therapist agree to just be yourself The other one realizes that's what got you into this shit in the first place."
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard.."
"Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got."